Vanessa Paradis Has Ugly, Stubby Teeth
I flinched when I saw this photo…At first I thought it was photoshopped to make Vanessa Paradis’ teeth look like a nasty ass crackwhore’s. Then, being the sleuth that I am, I googled her and “teeth” and found that her teeth have been the focus of conversation before. Ugh. Yuck is all I can say. Look at Johnny Depp’s face in that photo–he’s staring right at her mouth and teeth with a gaze that just screams disappointment. He’s probably thinking, “You promised me you wouldn’t smile on the red carpet.”
Seriously, I mean, what is with all those gaps? I mean, I can BARELY understand how some celebs (like Madonna and Lauren Hutton) leave that one gap between their front teeth…I can understand it on some level. But, it’s one thing to have ONE gap between your central incisors, and it’s another thing to have gaps between all your stubby, little teeth. Her teeth aren’t even white–one of them even looks brown (ie. the canine). I’m just speechless everytime I look at that photo. Does she have bulimia? Does she smoke? Does she grind her teeth at night? All of those would contribute to your teeth looking like that. Whatever the reason for all those nubby teeth–Vanessa Paradis needs to fix them STAT. Get her to the damn dentist.
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yeah, you’re right. her teeth are very ugly. she’s not that beautiful…my opinion is that she doesn’t deserve Johnny. but…maybe she has a wonderful soul…who knows…
She looks a bit like a frog.
Fair enough if she was pretty, then i’d leave her to it, but when you’ve got someone like Mr Depp and your THAT ugly, i think you should’nt be allowed men like that. They should be for our pleasure! A face not even her mother could love.
I think she looks beautiful and I’m glad she’s not following the herd to look like everyone else.
What shallow people. Must be nice to be so perfect you can attack someone’s dental alignment. Unfortunately, your perfection has created a huge ego which is much worst for the world than a bad bite. It is more important what they find in one another’s hearts than what you or the gawking world think of them. They look happy to me and after all, the creation of happiness is why we are here.
God you are such a bunch of sad people.
They love each other. She is beautiful and does not have the need to be perfect.
Spreading superficial poison…sad so sad.
¨What shallow people¨ well said Mark
What is beauty? That is so personal. I think the most beautiful thing is the fact that they are together and love each other. They keep their lives privately so people cannot contaminate their lives with nasty vibes.
There are lots of bimbos around to talk about it. There are a lot beautiful women to admire, also…Her teeth? Genetic…There are many people who prefer to go natural and do not have the artificial chemicals that some people use to have them white…
There are always in life someone ´better`than you…in beauty, intelligence concepts and so on…And that better is in brackets..What a sad comment about that Johnny Depp do not deserve her…That is the shallowest comment I have heard. Come on people, we can do better than this!!!
So, What you are saying is that beautiful people only deserve equals? What about people who are not esthetically beautiful but got charisma… Beauty is a vast concept…
To finish, I apologize for my poor English.
I apologize for my poor English as English is not my mother tongue.
Vanessa is gorgeous, there are some people who can not pull off a gap but Vanessa can because her face is so stunning. There is a lot about her physically that reminds me of Johnny. Either way I can understand how he fell for her and vice versa. They are both beautiful. Yes her teeth aren’t perfect but I feel she pulls it off.
Johnny Depp loves Vanessa because she’s unique and interesting, and doesn’t have the cookie-cutter boring ‘perfect’ looks that every other dumb, plain supermodel has. Her teeth are fantastic and suit her face.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder- and to be honest, when things turn 100% perfect, straight, clean cut, then the ART is lost. Where’s the creativity in that?
And most of all, he loves her.
She is SOOOOO ugly. I get what some of you people are saying, about the love and beauty on the inside BUT they have money. She could easily get her teeth fixed. Most celebrity relationships don’t last and all its going to take is for some HOT actress to come into the picture. Thats my personal opinion but honestly i don’t think it would really matter what she looks like, there’s always going to be someone calling Johnny Depps wife ugly even if she wasn’t. There all jealous.
its realy worrying that you should put someone down because of their teeth!what kind of world are we living in?
shes lovely and johnny loves her and their kids.
Vanessa is beautiful, so all you haters out there that are jealous, even if her teeth aren’t perfect, has the confidence and the beauty to not get that little gap fixed. She’s happy and if all you that are critical, too bad…you’re all so miserable and sad!
I can’t see them together. It’s gross.
ok, well not everyone has perfect teeth! and obviously johnny doesnt think shes ugly? he wouldnt have married her. people are just jealous because shes johnny depps wife! i must admit im VERY jealous but im not going to say sad stuff about his wife because i think shes very pretty and forget about the damn GAP!!!
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
hahah! This is the perfect portrait of the stupid, superficial and stereotypical world that magazines and cat-walks have created. I saw today a picture of two blond supermodels, “perfect teeth”, “perfect hair”, “perfect body”… they looked the same, you couldn’t distinguish them.
If everyone in this world would have a gap and only one person would have straight teeth, that person would be considered abnormal and ugly. Vanessa Paradis should smile a lot because she is really beautiful, not because beauty comes from the inside but because her gap makes her more interesting and unusual.
And hey, author of the article, the other celebrities don’t “fix” their gap, because they’ve realized it makes them sexier and more interesting. Dixit!
YAHOO Gorgeous VANESSA!
Don’t “fix” your teeth. Be your beautiful, natural self. THE world IS FULL OF evermore PLASTIC and “FIXED” PEOPLE!
She looks lovely and Johnny is all the smarter for choosing her.
Beyond pathetic. And some of the comments. My god, there are some mean, shallow people put there.
Ha ha. You fvcking pathetic people.
99% of the people in this world fall into one category. They either kiss your ass and eat your $hit or they try to crush you. And even while they are kissing your ass and eating your $shit, they are trying to find some little fault so that they can justify their own sorry existence.
you fckers…..yes, you go on debt to get fake veneer teeth. 60% of your fvckign marriages end up in divorces. You live in debt, die in debt and are miserable.
And yet you have the gall to comment on someone’s teeth, you losers??
depp is a multi millionnaire and he has been with this woman for over 12 years.
How many of you overweight, fat, divorced, broke, bankrupt, uneducated fvcks have been married for longer than 5 years
Fcksing losers…
It’s one thing to look like everyone else and to follow a herd. It’s another to go to the fucking dentist once in a while. She is pretty, in most shots, but only the shots she does not smile in. For heavens sake.
Well,Johnny chose a Kate Moss look-alike to be the mother of his children - Kate (his former love) had awful peg-teeth also - the 2 women are just so similar….even with bad teeth, they are still considered a couple of the most beautiful women on the planet.
I looked up Vanessa and no wonder Johnny fell for her, she’s beautiful. Who cares about her teeth, my teeth arn’t perfect. Johnny fell in love with her becuz she’s probly a wonderful person and thats wat he looked for in a woman. She is a very lucky lady and i wish her and Johnny all the best!!!
Damn i wish i was her!!!
She is exquisite. I imagine you look very boring, like you were raised in a test tube in some lab with big white american sterile looking horse teeth ready to take big bite out of Johnny but he would find you generic, bland and very dull. Vanessa is every but as beautiful as her husband and he is lucky to have found someone of substance in a world that people like you can make very depressing.
Yep, she’s had the money to do something about her teeth for more than 20 years now. I think she’s made a clear statement by not doing so and I doubt she cares much about what anyone thinks . It’s probably fair to say that Johnny Depp wouldn’t have much time for some of the people commenting here. He clearly has been avoiding people like “bitching beauty” or “Tillytree” for a big part of his adult life. You’d bore him to death.
Wow… Really people? So sad that you must fixate your worries on some random person’s teeth…
PATHETIC!
Comments such as: ’she doesn’t deserve a man like Johnny’ are so sad because they are based on appearances. Whoever said that is probably pretty on the outside but a very ‘dark’ person on the inside which is why she is still alone/single. No man wants her. She’s probably waiting for the ‘perfect’ man with perfec hair an teeth to show up and it’s not going to happen. I feel sad for Tillytree who’s hoping Brad Pitt will knock on her door while the most wonderful man who will ever love her was rejected because of the length of his hair or the shape of his nose.
I must be crazy because I think she is absolutely stunning! You people are damn shallow. She is a unique beauty and Johnny is the type of man to see that. She dosen’t look like every other model face that looks the same.