Nov
29
2008

Vanessa Paradis Has Ugly, Stubby Teeth


I flinched when I saw this photo…At first I thought it was photoshopped to make Vanessa Paradis’ teeth look like a nasty ass crackwhore’s.  Then, being the sleuth that I am, I googled her and “teeth” and found that her teeth have been the focus of conversation before.  Ugh.  Yuck is all I can say.  Look at Johnny Depp’s face in that photo–he’s staring right at her mouth and teeth with a gaze that just screams disappointment.  He’s probably thinking, “You promised me you wouldn’t smile on the red carpet.” 

Seriously, I mean, what is with all those gaps?  I mean, I can BARELY understand how some celebs (like Madonna and Lauren Hutton) leave that one gap between their front teeth…I can understand it on some level.  But, it’s one thing to have ONE gap between your central incisors, and it’s another thing to have gaps between all your stubby, little teeth.  Her teeth aren’t even white–one of them even looks brown (ie. the canine).  I’m just speechless everytime I look at that photo.  Does she have bulimia?  Does she smoke?  Does she grind her teeth at night?  All of those would contribute to your teeth looking like that. Whatever the reason for all those nubby teeth–Vanessa Paradis needs to fix them STAT.  Get her to the damn dentist.

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  • Andra

    yeah, you’re right. her teeth are very ugly. she’s not that beautiful…my opinion is that she doesn’t deserve Johnny. but…maybe she has a wonderful soul…who knows…

    Comment | March 8, 2009
  • Tillytree

    She looks a bit like a frog.
    Fair enough if she was pretty, then i’d leave her to it, but when you’ve got someone like Mr Depp and your THAT ugly, i think you should’nt be allowed men like that. They should be for our pleasure! A face not even her mother could love.

    Comment | June 3, 2009
  • Trillis

    I think she looks beautiful and I’m glad she’s not following the herd to look like everyone else.

    Comment | June 8, 2009
  • Mark Brewer

    What shallow people. Must be nice to be so perfect you can attack someone’s dental alignment. Unfortunately, your perfection has created a huge ego which is much worst for the world than a bad bite. It is more important what they find in one another’s hearts than what you or the gawking world think of them. They look happy to me and after all, the creation of happiness is why we are here.

    Comment | June 30, 2009
  • Katja

    God you are such a bunch of sad people.
    They love each other. She is beautiful and does not have the need to be perfect.
    Spreading superficial poison…sad so sad.
    ¨What shallow people¨ well said Mark

    Comment | August 15, 2009
  • Marcie Baker

    What is beauty? That is so personal. I think the most beautiful thing is the fact that they are together and love each other. They keep their lives privately so people cannot contaminate their lives with nasty vibes.

    There are lots of bimbos around to talk about it. There are a lot beautiful women to admire, also…Her teeth? Genetic…There are many people who prefer to go natural and do not have the artificial chemicals that some people use to have them white…

    There are always in life someone ´better`than you…in beauty, intelligence concepts and so on…And that better is in brackets..What a sad comment about that Johnny Depp do not deserve her…That is the shallowest comment I have heard. Come on people, we can do better than this!!!

    So, What you are saying is that beautiful people only deserve equals? What about people who are not esthetically beautiful but got charisma… Beauty is a vast concept…

    To finish, I apologize for my poor English.

    Comment | October 25, 2009
  • Marcie Baker

    I apologize for my poor English as English is not my mother tongue.

    Comment | October 25, 2009
  • Christmas

    Vanessa is gorgeous, there are some people who can not pull off a gap but Vanessa can because her face is so stunning. There is a lot about her physically that reminds me of Johnny. Either way I can understand how he fell for her and vice versa. They are both beautiful. Yes her teeth aren’t perfect but I feel she pulls it off.

    Comment | October 26, 2009
  • Ammy

    Johnny Depp loves Vanessa because she’s unique and interesting, and doesn’t have the cookie-cutter boring ‘perfect’ looks that every other dumb, plain supermodel has. Her teeth are fantastic and suit her face.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder- and to be honest, when things turn 100% perfect, straight, clean cut, then the ART is lost. Where’s the creativity in that?

    And most of all, he loves her.

    Comment | November 13, 2009
  • Jackie

    She is SOOOOO ugly. I get what some of you people are saying, about the love and beauty on the inside BUT they have money. She could easily get her teeth fixed. Most celebrity relationships don’t last and all its going to take is for some HOT actress to come into the picture. Thats my personal opinion but honestly i don’t think it would really matter what she looks like, there’s always going to be someone calling Johnny Depps wife ugly even if she wasn’t. There all jealous.

    Comment | December 20, 2009
  • sammy

    its realy worrying that you should put someone down because of their teeth!what kind of world are we living in?
    shes lovely and johnny loves her and their kids.

    Comment | December 26, 2009
  • Sandra Conti

    Vanessa is beautiful, so all you haters out there that are jealous, even if her teeth aren’t perfect, has the confidence and the beauty to not get that little gap fixed. She’s happy and if all you that are critical, too bad…you’re all so miserable and sad!

    Comment | January 12, 2010
  • betty lou

    I can’t see them together. It’s gross.

    Comment | February 1, 2010
  • Lisa

    ok, well not everyone has perfect teeth! and obviously johnny doesnt think shes ugly? he wouldnt have married her. people are just jealous because shes johnny depps wife! i must admit im VERY jealous but im not going to say sad stuff about his wife because i think shes very pretty and forget about the damn GAP!!!

    Comment | February 27, 2010
  • Jack Sparrow

    Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

    Comment | March 12, 2010
  • Tina

    hahah! This is the perfect portrait of the stupid, superficial and stereotypical world that magazines and cat-walks have created. I saw today a picture of two blond supermodels, “perfect teeth”, “perfect hair”, “perfect body”… they looked the same, you couldn’t distinguish them.
    If everyone in this world would have a gap and only one person would have straight teeth, that person would be considered abnormal and ugly. Vanessa Paradis should smile a lot because she is really beautiful, not because beauty comes from the inside but because her gap makes her more interesting and unusual.
    And hey, author of the article, the other celebrities don’t “fix” their gap, because they’ve realized it makes them sexier and more interesting. Dixit!

    Comment | May 8, 2010
  • not plain jane

    YAHOO Gorgeous VANESSA!

    Don’t “fix” your teeth. Be your beautiful, natural self. THE world IS FULL OF evermore PLASTIC and “FIXED” PEOPLE!

    She looks lovely and Johnny is all the smarter for choosing her.

    Comment | May 20, 2010
  • Lassoon

    Beyond pathetic. And some of the comments. My god, there are some mean, shallow people put there.

    Comment | May 23, 2010
  • brandon

    Ha ha. You fvcking pathetic people.

    99% of the people in this world fall into one category. They either kiss your ass and eat your $hit or they try to crush you. And even while they are kissing your ass and eating your $shit, they are trying to find some little fault so that they can justify their own sorry existence.

    you fckers…..yes, you go on debt to get fake veneer teeth. 60% of your fvckign marriages end up in divorces. You live in debt, die in debt and are miserable.

    And yet you have the gall to comment on someone’s teeth, you losers??

    depp is a multi millionnaire and he has been with this woman for over 12 years.

    How many of you overweight, fat, divorced, broke, bankrupt, uneducated fvcks have been married for longer than 5 years

    Fcksing losers…

    Comment | May 26, 2010
  • Mellisa

    It’s one thing to look like everyone else and to follow a herd. It’s another to go to the fucking dentist once in a while. She is pretty, in most shots, but only the shots she does not smile in. For heavens sake.

    Comment | June 5, 2010
  • opal

    Well,Johnny chose a Kate Moss look-alike to be the mother of his children - Kate (his former love) had awful peg-teeth also - the 2 women are just so similar….even with bad teeth, they are still considered a couple of the most beautiful women on the planet.

    Comment | June 27, 2010
  • Chelsea

    I looked up Vanessa and no wonder Johnny fell for her, she’s beautiful. Who cares about her teeth, my teeth arn’t perfect. Johnny fell in love with her becuz she’s probly a wonderful person and thats wat he looked for in a woman. She is a very lucky lady and i wish her and Johnny all the best!!!
    Damn i wish i was her!!!

    Comment | June 29, 2010
  • Carlotta

    She is exquisite. I imagine you look very boring, like you were raised in a test tube in some lab with big white american sterile looking horse teeth ready to take big bite out of Johnny but he would find you generic, bland and very dull. Vanessa is every but as beautiful as her husband and he is lucky to have found someone of substance in a world that people like you can make very depressing.

    Comment | July 21, 2010
  • Sunny

    Yep, she’s had the money to do something about her teeth for more than 20 years now. I think she’s made a clear statement by not doing so and I doubt she cares much about what anyone thinks . It’s probably fair to say that Johnny Depp wouldn’t have much time for some of the people commenting here. He clearly has been avoiding people like “bitching beauty” or “Tillytree” for a big part of his adult life. You’d bore him to death.

    Comment | July 26, 2010
  • Kathryn Novell

    Wow… Really people? So sad that you must fixate your worries on some random person’s teeth…
    PATHETIC!

    Comment | July 27, 2010
  • Lianne D

    Comments such as: ’she doesn’t deserve a man like Johnny’ are so sad because they are based on appearances. Whoever said that is probably pretty on the outside but a very ‘dark’ person on the inside which is why she is still alone/single. No man wants her. She’s probably waiting for the ‘perfect’ man with perfec hair an teeth to show up and it’s not going to happen. I feel sad for Tillytree who’s hoping Brad Pitt will knock on her door while the most wonderful man who will ever love her was rejected because of the length of his hair or the shape of his nose.

    Comment | August 14, 2010
  • Isadora

    I must be crazy because I think she is absolutely stunning! You people are damn shallow. She is a unique beauty and Johnny is the type of man to see that. She dosen’t look like every other model face that looks the same.

    Comment | August 21, 2010
  • go fuck ur mom

    df is wrong with you shallow ass people…i bet.no I KNOW you have some flaws to…so don’t be bitchin about people with them to.i bet u ppl are some fatass,big nose,cross eyed,big ear person a acting like u all perfect…and atleast shes not afraid to show herself to the world..unlike u retards.and she doesn’t deserve johnny?bitches please,atlesat he doesn’t judge a girl based on looks….so sdfu u obsessive people and get a life

    Comment | August 27, 2010
  • Ignorant

    Obviously this poster has no clue what the real definition of beauty is, who do you think you are to say what beauty is really suppose to look like? They both look great, and if Johnny Deep is with her is because she must be a very special person to him. Johnny deep is a lucky man to have her as she is lucky to have him, they clearly look madly in love and you are just jealous at the fact that most likely you will never fine love like that at least not with that ignorant attitude that you carried. what really keeps a relationship growing is inner beauty!!!!!! She could obviously afford to fixed her teeth but doesn’t because she is happy with who she is and accepts herself the way she is , and that is a quality that allot of people don’t have , she feels she doesn’t need to change for anyone, Johnny loves her like that , THAT IS TRUE LOVE MY DEAR!!!!Your are probably striving for perfection but let me give you a reality check, PERFECTION DOESN’T EXIST!!!!

    Comment | September 10, 2010
  • dolores

    Okay, A, you need to grow up. B - you need to realize that its super shallow for anyone to judge someone by their teeth. Obviously Johnny Depp has no problem with it and that man is a “God”. Everyone has their physical flaws, but why sit there and pick on it. I have a gap bigger than hers in my two front teeth. To say the least, gapped teeth don’t make a person. Kinda sounds like jealousy to me that she landed that sexy man flaws and all. Grow up, and shut up K thanks bye

    Comment | September 19, 2010
  • misterdabolina

    I’m glad a lot of people realize that this is some serious bullshit. Vanessa is freakin beautiful, and Depp doesn’t look at her teeth (he has probably seen them before, I don’t see why he would be dissapointed).

    I’ve noticed there are lots of people that make ugly-celebrities lists on the internet nowadays. I’ve also noticed that those lists are mostly based on jealousy and hate. 99% of the persons mentioned in those lists are far from ugly.

    Imagine what it would feel like if your picture is on the internet and someone starts a topic stating that you’re butt-ugly. Pathetic.

    I invite the writer to post a picture of themselves, see what the world has to say about that.

    Comment | October 9, 2010
  • Abby

    I love seeing people, especially women who keep the gap in their teeth. I have a gap in between my teeth and I have always been self conscious about it but I dont want to change it because it is who I am and if someone is so conceded that they would not be interested in me because of that then they arent good people to have around in the first place. I think she looks beautiful and she rocks it and I love that she is herself. Also it shows what an awesome down to earth guy Johnny Depp is, not having the typical blonde stick barbie doll as a wife he knows what true beauty is. People think that perfect teeth have to be straight, together, and blindingly white but I feel like this is perfect, I feel like more people need to be their natural selves and it helps so many people feel good about who they are and thats what we should be doing.

    Comment | November 2, 2010
  • Marigol

    She is beautiful. I have a gap in my teeth and through my teens I hated it, and traied to get it filled in. ButI have got so many compliments and positive comments about it and also just got used to it over the years. To change such a defining part of my face and smile would make me unrecognisable to myself as well as others. Beauty is having flaws and still being attractive to others. Her confidence in what DNA and nature gave her is what makes her beautiful. The gap on its own might not be perfection but with the combination of her other facial features it just works,its adorable and gives her an innocent child/woman thing men find irresistable. This woman has men falling over themselves to be with her, so I don’t think she needs your approval. Who wants to look like everyone else any way having a GAP makes you rare and unique. People are even going to the denist to ask for a Madonna Gap.

    Comment | November 7, 2010
  • Gappy teeth

    As a person who has gappy teeth herself, and has struggled to accept them, I would like to say that the comments some people have placed here are extremely hurtful. My teeth are very similar to Vanessa’s, and I have spent so many years of my life hating my teeth and hiding my smile because of people like you. Finally at the age of 26 I am able to accept them. I’m not saying I love them by any means, but they’re part of me, they make me invidual. I’m an attractive woman, and I am proud to say that I’m not following the crowd. My teeth are healthy, straight and white. So what if they’re little and I have gaps between them! They give me character :)

    Comment | November 26, 2010
  • nat

    She is not American, hence not obsessed with her teeth. Canines are usually darker, naturally. As a dental professional, I have to tell you that it’s not about the appearance of the teeth, but their cleanliness. Most women in this country pay too much attention to the look of their teeth, but couldn’t care less whethere their teeth are healthy. So, orthodontists clone a line of artificial “perfect” smiles and make them look identical, stripping the patients of the uniqueness and a part of themselves. It’s not al about the looks.

    Comment | December 1, 2010
  • Leonna

    Vanessa kind of reminds me of a skeleton in this picture. She can easily get her teeth fixed and it’s disturbing how she doesn’t bother. She may not be the most beautiful person in the world but maybe not the most kind hearted either, as these people are saying. They’ve been dating for maybe 13 years now? If he really loved her I think they’d already be married. Personally though, Johnny can do way better.

    Comment | January 3, 2011
  • Jason

    Wait, wait….have we forgotten how cool a singer she is? I don’t think that this was ever mentioned.

    As for my two cents, quand une femme est francaise, she gets about a million attractiveness points. So consider that!

    Btw, I think it’s hilarious that people here are psycho-analyzing people thye’ve never met hhah

    Comment | January 4, 2011
  • Liz

    Jason I totally agree with the attractiveness points.
    Yes this probably isn’t her best picture, but keep in mind that she is a big star, regardless of her teeth. Hell, she has like the most sexiest man on earth by her side. The only reason they won’t marry is because he doesn’t want to ruin her beautiful last name. She’s French….meaning she might not care as much for her teeth as Americans do, but she is a model/singer/actress with many great fans. I think she’s beautiful inside and out.

    Comment | January 6, 2011
  • vale

    you’re being ridiculous, i think she’s soooo pretty including in this photo she looks so beautiful stunning im sure if you post a picture of you, you even will look like the middle or a piece like how beautiful she looks and dont forget johnny couldnt ask her a perfect smile because he hasnt a perfect smile if u see sometimes his teeth looks yellow or darker :( but he’s still sooo sexyy! and she’s sexy too they love each other and you never could beat her baby you’re a looser LOL

    Comment | January 20, 2011
  • Moi

    She’s not ugly. She’s sweet and waify. That’s fine and she has gaps so what? But some of her photos look like she needs to follow better oral hygiene change her diet and get proper nutrition.

    Comment | January 25, 2011
  • Moi

    Moi again. I just check out some more pictures and interviews with Vanessa and I think the photogs are messing with her. The pictures I saw when you google her teeth made them look extremely tea stained and like they never got a brushing. But these others her smile is nothing like those, it’s a very pleasant sweet smile. Just goes to show you you see what you want to see you hear what you want to hear and you believe what you want to believe. Sorry Vanessa, I apologize, my very bad.

    Comment | January 25, 2011
  • jb

    Sad sad sad sad original post-when you point the finger there are always 3 pointing back at you. Let’s see a pic of your teeth you feckin shallow freak.

    Comment | January 31, 2011
  • Well, I agree with that one commenter who said that Vanessa could ask for a little bit of dental help but she chose not to, and that’s perfectly fine! I think it’s wonderful, how confident she is about sporting those chompers. As far as I’m concerned, beauty can be emanated with any type of teeth - well, here in Las Vegas at least.

    Comment | February 22, 2011
  • I SecondThat

    Still waiting for that photo of you.

    Comment | February 24, 2011
  • N.B.

    Ok, I can appreciate that Johnny loves her for her soul and all that good stuff. But come on. When you get your hands on some money, the least you can do is have those side gaps closed up(invisalign, veneers, something) and have them whitened for Christ’s sake. Those tiny sharp yellow baby teeth look horrible! They make an otherwise pretty girl look much older than she is.

    Comment | March 3, 2011
  • tno

    vanessa teeth are horrible and you all know it stop bullshiting yourselves yuck!

    Comment | March 13, 2011
  • The master

    I’m a male and I’m not surely jelaous of Johnny Depp. I don’t care who he loves but I have to be honest as male… Vanessa Paradis for me is really unattractive not just because of her teeth but because she’s all ugly. Pure, entirely… first of all I don’t like women so skinny and bony, then she doesn’t have breast and I think that’s bad for a woman. A woman without breast, what kind of woman would be? For me a woman must have a nice breast because if not, she could easily look like a man. Some people like women with no breast I know, but you have to understand why they don’t care about breast that is an important female detail… but that’s not all. Vanessa is bony and a woman bony how you could say that is sexy and cute? She’s also has got an ugly face. She’s got a too large forehead, a little, round and emaciated face that seems a skull and telling the truth she’s even worse without a lot of makeup so in what she would be gorgeous? She’s a freak!!!!! But even as singer she’s horrible. She has got a childish voice and she can’t sing for real because she doesn’t have any vocal extension at all, I really don’t find anything good in her. I think she’s famous worldwide now, just because she’s Johnny Depp girl. IF SHE WOULDN’T NOBODY WOULD CARE ABOUT HER. BEFORE HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM INDEED SHE WAS APPRECIATED AND FAMOUS JUST IN FRANCE. IF SHE WASN’T JOHNNY DEPP GIRLFRIEND OR OF ANY FAMOUS AND HANDSOME VIP, PEOPLE WOULD TALK OF HER ONLY IN FRANCE. I’M SORRY BUT THAT’S THE TRUTH.

    Comment | April 29, 2011
  • JennPannell

    He is not frowning DUMBASS he is about to smile look at his mouth he looks very happy!

    Comment | May 3, 2011
  • Niki

    Personally I think that she is beautiful…have you seen her “Be my baby” video on Youtube, seriously half of the people making rude comments on here are probably fat nasty girls just masterbating to the thought of Johnny Depp at night, knowing that a girl that is in their pathetic minds undeserving of his love, when all the while he would never look in their direction because they lack the confidence she has, despite how ugly you think she is, confidence is what makes a women beautiful in mens eyes…especially men that are matured such as Johnny and are not thinking with their dick…But they look at the big picture and they see the heart of a person…she is probably a good soul, and if you notice they are not family at the center of the tabloids topics because they have true bliss and no one can find imperfection in the love that they have, it is just sad that people have to comment on them here. You should be ashamed of your self and maybe you should deal with how you feel about yourself, that is where the true problem probably lies, you hate what you see in the mirror so you have to bash the way some one else looks…He loves her and that is all that matters!! Quit being so SHALLOW, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and he obviously is a man that can see past trivial things, we should all be greatful and be happy that there are men out there that are as beautiful as Johnny Depp that can look at a woman and love her for her, honestly we should look at this picture and find hope that not all beautiful men are all that bad after all, and pray that we could be that lucky that we find some one to love us for us…Besides beauty doesn’t last forever!! Look at your grandmother and realize that you too will one day fade into the scenery, for your time will one day pass that you will not be gazed apon by men as a beauty to behold so enjoy it while you can, cause it too shall pass

    Comment | May 3, 2011
  • k

    I really wonder about what gives you the right to comment on someones relationship and state that they don’t deserve to have love based on the state of their teeth I try and console myself with the idea that people are just being provocative on here and they don’t really believe the shallow guff they are spouting. If they are not then they should be sterilised so we can try and breed the ’shallow moron’ gene out…

    Comment | May 17, 2011
  • kate

    Look this is a woman who is extremely, unhealthy skinny. Being a model I am sure she smokes and has poor nutrition. Her children are very thin as well. I Know American children have obesity issues but Melody and Jack look scary thin as well. Maybe that is vogue in France?? Who really cares anyway??

    Comment | May 21, 2011
  • Ben

    As many others have said, it is disgusting that people can sit at home judging how people look and daring to say that they should pay for surgery so that they would be ‘worthy’ to be in a relationship with another. Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp seem to be in a wonderful relationship, despite you people. And next time, before you go judging Ms Paradis, perhaps you should consider that she’s probably earning ten times what you are because of her looks.

    “…they should be sterilised so we can try and breed the ’shallow moron’ gene out…” - Well said, it’s not as though these people will ever contribute anything meaningful to the world.

    Comment | June 2, 2011
  • Tori

    She’s disgusting. If she would only get her teeth whitened a bit, maybe have the gap fixed so her front teeth are a bit closer. I believe the people calling her “beautiful” are the physically disgusting and “jealous” people, since they defend this nastiness to no avail. They’re so obviously trying to defend their own imperfections. Obvious by the many comments starting with “I have a gap and it took me so long to accept it…”.

    Stop fooling yourselves! Vanessa’s teeth literally look like a crackhead’s.

    Comment | June 7, 2011
  • Dee

    For those of you whose biggest problem is a beautiful womans teeth.
    I will say, ” Now I know there is no hope for the human race”.
    What a bunch of pretentious A-holes you are.
    So here is what you do. Stick your head in a noose and jump.

    Comment | June 11, 2011
  • kathy

    Get to a dentist! Face it the French,Brits who ever is not American are not horrified by bad teeth. We are We go to the dentist twice a year.It is totally cultural.If Johnny embraces that then so be it.I do not.She is a bad singer,no vocal range.My cat can sing better.

    Comment | June 12, 2011
  • Janice

    I think your all being horrible at the end of the day johnny depp is in love with her and he finds he beautiful. I have a gaps between my teeth its something your born with and sometimes they can’t be fixed. I don’t want to go through surgary and she probally doesn’t want to, too. I think you should lay of her.

    Comment | June 20, 2011
  • Jiji

    I’ve never found her to be attractive, but Johnny has said that he fell in love with her as soon as he met her. He loved her for her tenderness, her acceptance of him and how pure her heart was. I’m not a fan of hers, but I’m happy that Johnny has found the woman with whom he wants to share his life, and have children. I’m probably one of the very few women in the world who has never lusted after Johnny Depp (yes, I’m straight), but beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and I’m glad they found each other. Happy for both Vanessa and Johnny.

    Comment | June 22, 2011
  • IT IS STUPID TO SAY THAT SHE DOES NOT DESERVE HIM. ANGELINA JOLIE SAID THAT OF JENNIFER WHEN IT CAME TO BRAD. HE CHOSE HER, HE WANTED CHILDREN WITH HER, JOHNNY DEPP CHOSE HER. IT IS PATHETIC TO SAY HE DESERVES SOMEONE ELSE, HE IS NOT SHALLOW AND HE KNOWS HE HAS THE PERFECT WOMAN FOR HIM! THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS, NOT MACHINES, SHE IS PERFECT IN HER OWN RIGHT AND IF SHE IS HAPPY THE WAY SHE IS, IT IS NO ONE ELSE’S BUSINESS. THEIR COMMENTS ARE COMING FROM THEIR OWN VERSION OF PERFECTION. I CAN SEE THAT THOSE TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.

    Comment | July 1, 2011
  • Steph

    She is beautiful in her own way.. I have a gap in my teeth, who cares? Nobodys perfect. Johnny loves her the way she is, that is all that matters.

    Comment | July 25, 2011
  • keko

    she’s so ugly ..
    and Lenny Kravitz used to date her ??
    maybe that teeth feels good when she give blowin job

    Comment | August 7, 2011
  • janadeppard

    her teeth are ugly. that’s not a shallow comment. that’s the truth. she should see a dentist. she’s in showbiz, she ought to look neat somewhere… yeah, she looks like a whore who can’t earn her keep with those teeth. so, with all that money, why not spend a bit on whitening or braces.. either that or she can smile and i am never ever gonna look. :)

    Comment | August 16, 2011
  • janadeppard

    gap in the teeth, who cares?? oh geez, that’s why braces were invented!

    Comment | August 16, 2011
  • Sophia

    She’s cute, the gap adds to her charm, however, if her teeth need dental attention, that’s a different matter. Dental hygiene and receiving treatment for dental or gum disease can prevent serious medical problems abscesses, tooth loss, infection etc etc. Many in the European countries can’t afford dental care much less cosmetic dental treatment. She can though so doubt she would endure pain and suffering caused by the above if she can avoid it. I would personally have them cleaned and maybe lightened a bit to ivory or cream. They don’t have to be bright white.

    Comment | August 26, 2011
  • andrew

    Is this a joke ?! she’s amazing …. :) . ask every single man on the planet , he will admit it. stupid fat frustrated bitches..

    Comment | September 12, 2011
  • tz

    The Master … ok and …honestly, do you really think she knows that you exist ? you have opinions ? you breath ? do you really think she gives a shit about a nobody like you ? she’s got one of the sexiest man alive, she’s got kids, she’s got money, she’s got fans, she’s got a family… she’s a very intelligent woman ..

    Comment | September 12, 2011
  • selena

    oh ok cause she doesn’t fit into what the media has made you believe she is ugly? And since when was love, or friendship, or relationship solely based on someone’s appearance? beauty withers anyway, and if you define your being solely on your appearance then i feel for your soul when that starts changing. Maybe she is comfortable with who she is that she doesn’t need artifice to cover up her insecurities? whatever she is or however she looks seems to be working for Johny… and trust me i would have Johny anyday.. haha that is another conversation all together.. Thing is they are happy, and i wish i find happiness like that… Stop hating people! hating is NOT sexy. good day!

    Comment | October 30, 2011
  • wowa

    vanessa is beautiful, but i have to admit that teeth is fuckin ugly. and if she does fix it, doesnt mean she’ll end up fake. so she should definitely fix it. but if she doesnt, im sure she has a good reason for it.

    there is totally nothing wrong with making ourselves prettier, and whoever doesnt agree, are most likely ugly on unrepairable level.

    Comment | December 10, 2011
  • S. Warren

    She is a stunningly beautiful woman with the unique beauty that the French find fascinating. The obsessive concern with beautiful, perfect teeth is an American obsession that Europeans just don’t understand. It’s a “cultural” thing. The most important factor is that they apparently have a very unusual connection for “celebrity” couples, and they love each other for the person “behind” the superficial beauty because they realize that when that beauty fades with age, the person underneath is what really matters. (Besides, according to everything written about Johnny Depp, he hardly bathes so a few distorted teeth would hardly bother him.)

    Comment | December 16, 2011
  • Sarcastic

    This isn’t a bitching beauty place… It’s for being such a bitch, also ?!? Johnny Depp, is such a great guy, but I don’t see him with any of you… ahahaha

    Maybe she has ugly teeth, but she’s the one, that fuck him, and make blows, and whatever slhe likes…

    Go, and do something in your, shitty boring life…

    Comment | January 5, 2012
  • Nicolette

    I think Vannesa is beautiful. Many European women, particularly French women don’t believe in getting tons of cosmetic fixes. She sure looks better than the botoxed, fake lipped, fake breasted Hollywood types. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and some of you are just jealous because Johnny isn’t holding you.

    10 to 1, I bet most European men are turned off by the way some of the Hollywood female celebs look.

    Comment | January 14, 2012
  • Elise Lebeau

    Well well well… I read a lot of ugliness and stupidities here , but everyone is entitled to their opinions should them be dumb . Vanessa has something most Americans forgot about that is CHARM , as we said in France , un je ne sais quoi . Vanessa is absolutely gorgeous to me m with her teeth the way she was created with . I am so sorry for the writer , she must be such an boring , unsexy , probably overweight , living pay check by pay check and loaded with debts and yet she has the balls to come here and trash someone that couldn’t care less about her sorry bottom .
    Lady , European embrace the very different palettes of beauty , look at their actresses ( if you even go watch foreign movies ) we don’t like formatted “beauty” like yo do here , we believe there is always something exquisite in people , and what your low spirit judges as ugly , we find it to sometimes revealing a strange beauty that makes the person very interesting .
    We don’t like fakeness , fake lips, fake noses , fakes breast , fake hair , fake nails , FAKE IS UGLY to most of the world and big businesses just bank on you fear of looking yourself and not like the plastic Barbie doll made in China .
    When I see people with teeth so straight and so white that I have to blink a few times to get my eyes to acclimate to their horrible look , when I see that , I can just smile , with my European natural ivory color teeth and be happy they’ don’t and won’t ever look like some cheap bathroom tiles . Vanessa is beautiful and all that matters is that she is smiling so happily . It comes from a good place . Not like you and your un educated comments .

    Comment | January 21, 2012
  • Elise Lebeau

    And yes , Nicolette , most men and women throughout the world are indeed turned off by the so called American beauty … And we definitely are turned off by imbeciles that have the ability to talk ! Someone here said something like they should be sterilized so we can try to breed the shallow gene out . This is brilliant !!!

    Comment | January 21, 2012
  • notshallow

    The opening comment about Vanessa Paradis is way harsh as well as some of the comments on this board. Johnny Depp does not care about her teeth. He saw then when they first met. I don’t have gaps in my teeth and would probably fix them if I did. However, that is my choice. I would never liken someone with gaps in their teeth to a ‘crack whore’. Very classless comment. The beauty of the world is there are lots of different looking people who we can find attractive. I think she is pretty. Nice that she hasn’t messed with her features. The ugliest women I see on TV are those desperate housewives, Paris Hilton and everyone else running around ‘enhancing’ themselves. That is freakish and ugly.

    Comment | January 22, 2012
  • Shiree

    We as Americans are so shallow about such natural imperfections. Most European countries don’t have the water resource we do. Just like in America if you go out to the country where people still have outdoor outhouse and well water, they don’t have missing teeth and such. If anything I would change about her smile is to lighten her teeth because just like Johnny since he has been living in France for years his teeth are getting that smoker stained European look. But a gap in the front teeth is as the French say a sign of a happy person. I have one and most people don’t notice untill some ass points it out as if they had to. I think it speaks volume about Johnny as a man when in perfect Hollywood he desires a woman that is natural and flawed like most of us in this world.

    Comment | January 25, 2012

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