I came across a recent photo of Rumer Willis recently and noticed how white and, well, fake her teeth looked.  I thought she’s way too young for dentures, so I figured she got porcelain veneers.  Just to make sure I wasn’t mistaken (I mean, she could have been born with super white, fake looking teeth), I found a photo of her from several years ago.  Check it out…

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In case you need some more convincing, here are some close-ups of her teeth (from the same photographs above)…

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Don’t tell me that she just got her teeth bleached, because the very shape of her teeth looks different.  Look at her lateral incisors…they look much wider in the after photo.  Her new teeth look a lot like Lindsay Lohan’s veneers.  They must have the same dentist or something.  In any case, I think her new smile looks very nice (…very Hollywood).  I don’t think she needed it, but I think her veneers look much better in photographs than her old teeth.  There–I said something nice.

How on earth this girl has the confidence to even let photographers take pictures of her is beyond my understanding. If I looked like her, I would crawl under a rock and stay there. And then she has the courage to wear outfits like this one…the outfit isn’t awful. Put Jennifer Aniston in this outfit and she’d be smokin’ hot. Rumer Willis in this outfit, however, is the complete polar opposite of smokin’ hot. And, it’s not just her face this time. It’s her damn legs. They’re covered in spider veins. Look at her upper thighs. I can see the veins even in this low-resolution photo. Nasty. And, why exactly does she have spider veins? I thought only old women who give birth 5 times get spider veins. This girl desperately needs work done…and a lot of it.