Is Lindsay Lohan anorexic or just a bobblehead?

Lindsay Lohan needs to eat something quickly, because she’s turning into a fucking Bobblehead doll. I mean, look at her: all that’s left is her huge head. Lohan is all bones and head. She used to be so pretty back in the day. I think this should be a lesson to all the kids out there: Kids, this is what drugs and turning lesbian with a skanky crackhead will do to you.

Just say no to drugs, and just say no to skanky crackhead girlfriends.

And what is up with those hideously unflattering pants she’s wearing in the second photo?

And, just say no to pants that show camel toe.

Oh my God.  How long are Lindsay Lohan’s breasts?  Look at her left boob (not her right one, because she has her right arm raised, and we all know that raises the boob too).  Her left boob is like 10 inches long. Someone her age is supposed to have round, perky boobs–not saggy boobs that hang down to your belly button.  Lindsay Lohan needs a breast lift, especially if she plans on wearing bikinis and not being mistaken for an 80 year old.