Feb
01
2013
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Wannabe

Seriously, will the real Kim Kardashian please stand up?  I was watching “Shah of Sunsets” on Bravo the other day, and I couldn’t stop thinking how much Lilly Ghalichi acts, talks, walks and primps herself to look like Kim Kardashian. Can you say Wannabe?  It’s very unoriginal. Seriously, please stop, Lilly. Be yourself. There’s room for only one Kim Kardashian in this world…and even that’s pushing it. No matter how much people rag on Kim K, deep down we love her…She is the original and a copy can never be better than the original. Sorry, Lilly.  And, please stop with your fake nasal voice…it’s like so like annoooooooooying. Like.  Stop. Like.

Lilly Ghalichi

Kim Kardashian 

Kim Kardashian

In case you couldn’t tell, that’s Lilly Ghalichi on top and Kim Kardashian in the bottom two photos.

 

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Jan
16
2013
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That Expression Looks Familiar on Kim Kardashian’s Face

I saw this picture of Kim Kardashian and felt it was my obligation to share it with my readers.  The only problem is I couldn’t decide on a title for the post.  There were so many options…I could play on the fact that she looks about the level of her IQ here or I could play on the fact that she has the same expression on her face as she did in her sex video (without a dong in front of her mouth, though).

Even though she tries her best to look like a plastic Barbie doll and loves tweeting (flattering) photos of herself, it’s nice to know that even the most vain celebs look like retards in some photographs.

Kim Kardashian

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Mar
27
2009
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Kim Kardashian’s Cottage Cheese

Will the real Kim Kardashian please stand up?  That would be the fat ass ho on the left, folks.

Seriously, check out those lumpy, bumpy, dimple-filled thighs. I had my suspicions she was a cellulite victim, but not until this untouched photo of hers appeared on the internet a couple of days ago was I sure. It’s amazing what these magazines do to celebs before putting them on the cover or in their photo spreads. I think retouching should be illegal. Are they trying to fool the public? If the celebs don’t meet your standards of beauty, then don’t put them on your cover. If they do, then don’t airbrush their ass into a size 0 and get rid of their cellulite.

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