Kate Middleton: Not So Regal without Revlon

Okay, so maybe Kate Middleton doesn’t wear Revlon and opts for Chanel or Dior, but you get my point.  When this “lovely” queen-to-be has no make-up on, she looks a lot like a worn-out 40-something soccer mom.  When royals or celebrities are caught off-guard (a.k.a. without hours of primping for a special event), we are able to realize that they too look like they just baked two hundred cupcakes for the school fundraiser.  My feeling is that soon she’ll be doing the injectable fillers and Botox thing (now that money is no object).  If so, some Restylane in her upper lip wouldn’t be a bad idea.  Girl needs some lips.

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Royal Scandal: Kate Middleton Related To Fire Marshall Bill?

Kate Middleton has no lipsKate Middleton has no lips (and looks like Fire Marshall Bill)The Queen of England has reportedly forbid Prince William from furthering his relationship with longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton. It has come to light that Kate Middleton is actually the niece of Fire Marshall Bill. The familial tie between Middleton and Fire Marshall Bill has long been suspected, but only now been fully confirmed by an anonymous source close to Middleton. According to the source, Middleton has always been embarrassed of her uncle, because “he’s so bloody ugly.” However, a closer look at recent photographs of both reveals that Middleton actually looks a lot like the uncle she is trying to disown. I’d say the resemblance is uncanny.

If you ask me, Kate Middleton really needs to get some lip augmentation…or she needs to stop smiling in public.

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