Kara Dioguardi Is Related to Dumbo

Seriously, look at how long her ears are! My grandpa’s ears aren’t even that long…It’s almost disgusting how long her ears are–what, like 6, 7 inches? Look at that first picture and tell me the first you don’t notice is how freakishly long and massive her ear is? I noticed she almost always wears her hair down…I had to dig for these photos…gee, I wonder why.

I don’t even think there is a surgery to fix that, so I guess she’ll just have to keep wearing her hair down.

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