Jun
18
2009
9

Does Faith Hill Chain Smoke or Something?

I’m wondering if Faith Hill is a chainsmoker, because there is really no reason someone her age would have such deep wrinkles in their forehead and around their eyes. And, this picture is after she has had makeup caked on her face. I wonder what she looks like when she wakes up…probably like my chain-smoking uncle. I am a big fan of hers, but those deep wrinkles have got to go. She needs to get her face ironed–STAT. Restylane, Juvederm, Radiesse–take your pick, Faith–you certainly have the money. Just get it done, because I can’t bear to see anymore photos of you like this. Or like this.

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Dec
26
2008
9

Faith Hill’s Face Needs Ironing


There wasn’t a clear cut category for this hi-res photo of Faith Hill…does it go into the Celebrity Plastic Surgery category or the Ugly Celebrity Body Parts one?  The only thing ugly here are those deep (and numerous) wrinkles on her face…wrinkles don’t really count as a body part.  And, since it doesn’t look like she’s had any plastic surgery action (at least not when this photo was taken), it doesn’t really count as Celebrity Plastic Surgery.  After weighing the pros and cons of each, this photo will reside in the plastic surgery category…why?  Well, because we highly recommend some filler action for Faith Hill (and some Botox).  Fill in those wrinkles!  Faith, you’re looking awfully old awfully young.

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Dec
22
2008
5

Faith Hill Not So Glam without Make-Up




Didn’t I see her at Wal-Mart the other day? It’s just that without her make-up, she looks just like 80% of the other suburban housewives in the United States. Yeah, take away her Maybelline and she ain’t so special.

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