Jul
18
2011
2

Kate Middleton: Not So Regal without Revlon

Okay, so maybe Kate Middleton doesn’t wear Revlon and opts for Chanel or Dior, but you get my point.  When this “lovely” queen-to-be has no make-up on, she looks a lot like a worn-out 40-something soccer mom.  When royals or celebrities are caught off-guard (a.k.a. without hours of primping for a special event), we are able to realize that they too look like they just baked two hundred cupcakes for the school fundraiser.  My feeling is that soon she’ll be doing the injectable fillers and Botox thing (now that money is no object).  If so, some Restylane in her upper lip wouldn’t be a bad idea.  Girl needs some lips.

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Jan
14
2009
2

It’s Just Like Looking in a Mirror!


I found this photo on socialitelife.com while doing a search on Natalie Portman and Anne Hathaway. Seriously, I googled “prettier Natalie Portman Anne Hathaway,” and I stumbled upon this picture (yeah, so whoever thinks Google is perfect is sadly mistaken).  In any case, I thought this photo was freaking hilarious.  Camilla Parker Bowles is one nasty, horsey-face man woman.  Don’t even ask me what Prince Charles sees in her.  I mean, I’ve seen transvestites who look more like a woman than she does.  Maybe he has a man-horse fetish…I don’t know.  One thing is for sure…that horse is definitely British.  Its chompers are indicative of typical British dental care.

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