Royal Scandal: Kate Middleton Related To Fire Marshall Bill?

Kate Middleton has no lipsKate Middleton has no lips (and looks like Fire Marshall Bill)The Queen of England has reportedly forbid Prince William from furthering his relationship with longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton. It has come to light that Kate Middleton is actually the niece of Fire Marshall Bill. The familial tie between Middleton and Fire Marshall Bill has long been suspected, but only now been fully confirmed by an anonymous source close to Middleton. According to the source, Middleton has always been embarrassed of her uncle, because “he’s so bloody ugly.” However, a closer look at recent photographs of both reveals that Middleton actually looks a lot like the uncle she is trying to disown. I’d say the resemblance is uncanny.

If you ask me, Kate Middleton really needs to get some lip augmentation…or she needs to stop smiling in public.

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