Jewel’s Redneck Teeth


Oh, Jewel…I love your music (with the exception of that song you put out called “Intuition”). But, I don’t understand why you haven’t had your teeth fixed. I can understand that your smile is unconventional, and one could argue that it gives your smile some “character.” However, you could try to straighten at least a few of those teeth–not all of them–just a few…that would make a huge difference. I give you credit for keeping them white, though. The thing is, I searched high and low for photos of you smiling big on the red carpet or at media events, and there really aren’t many. I got the impression that perhaps you, yourself, are a little self-conscious about your teeth. And, you have a right to be, because that is one messed up set of chompers. My favorite photo of your smile is one that I found on Blender.com…your right canine tooth is basically sticking out of your mouth at a near 180 degree angle. Your teeth are supposed to stay IN your mouth when you smile, Jewel–not stick out. Might I suggest Invisalign? It is ridiculously expensive, from what I understand, but I’m thinking you can afford it.
2 Comments »
RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URL






Do you think your writing makes the world a better place?
I happen to love Jewel’s Smile!!! its amazing. Shows us we aren’t perfect and can still be great, I wouldn’t change it, and honestly I find it makes me more attractive to her with it!!!!!!!!