Nov
21
2008

Jewel’s Redneck Teeth

jewel kilcher's crooked teeth
jewel kilcher's crooked teeth
Oh, Jewel…I love your music (with the exception of that song you put out called “Intuition”).  But, I don’t understand why you haven’t had your teeth fixed.  I can understand that your smile is unconventional, and one could argue that it gives your smile some “character.”  However, you could try to straighten at least a few of those teeth–not all of them–just a few…that would make a huge difference.  I give you credit for keeping them white, though.  The thing is, I searched high and low for photos of you smiling big on the red carpet or at media events, and there really aren’t many.  I got the impression that perhaps you, yourself, are a little self-conscious about your teeth. And, you have a right to be, because that is one messed up set of chompers.  My favorite photo of your smile is one that I found on Blender.com…your right canine tooth is basically sticking out of your mouth at a near 180 degree angle.  Your teeth are supposed to stay IN your mouth when you smile, Jewel–not stick out.  Might I suggest Invisalign?  It is ridiculously expensive, from what I understand, but I’m thinking you can afford it.

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  • mel aps

    Do you think your writing makes the world a better place?

    Comment | June 21, 2011
  • Eric

    I happen to love Jewel’s Smile!!! its amazing. Shows us we aren’t perfect and can still be great, I wouldn’t change it, and honestly I find it makes me more attractive to her with it!!!!!!!!

    Comment | December 26, 2011

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