Jan
20
2009

Evangeline Lilly Has Sausage Legs


Ewwww…Evangeline Lilly’s legs look like the sausage links I had for breakfast yesterday.  If I were her, I would not wear a bikini and instead opt for sweatpants…or at least anything that would cover my stubby legs.  Look at how short her legs are too!  Her legs are as long as her torso.  Now, I wouldn’t expect Evangeline Lilly to have mile-long legs like Charlize Theron, but I don’t expect them to look like a breakfast food either. Not sexy–or beautiful–in the least.

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8 Comments »

  • nadia

    you’re a Jerk!

    Comment | May 28, 2009
  • jam

    I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her legs. She could use a little tan, but wow. I think you’re grasping for something!

    Comment | November 7, 2009
  • Asande

    Her legs arnt the worst

    Comment | July 8, 2010
  • Emily

    Your so mean, that is just the way her body is shaped. You most just be a fat loser, who keeps getting shot down by everyone. Your probally just mad because you dont look that good. Fatty-mc-fat-fat. Go eat a twinky.

    Comment | November 14, 2010
  • Scott Powell

    Never having seen Evangeline Lilly in person . . . and just going by her pic, she has great legs. Now I am just a regulay old guy, and I find nothing at all wrong with her. What kind of person is she?

    Comment | November 17, 2010
  • veronica

    You spend time making a blog dedicated to putting people down?

    That’s just cruel. If you were going for humor, you clearly missed it. Nothing funny here except the idea that someone would actually write a blog like this and think it was a good idea or worthy of being read.

    Comment | May 22, 2011
  • phil

    well, i laughed. she surely does have sausage legs. it is a tragedy because other than that she is very attractive

    Comment | August 23, 2011
  • Nicole

    Asshole much? Evangeline is gorgeous and fit. Yeah she’s short, but I bet she’s 1000x more attractive that the fat ugly person writing for this website.

    Comment | December 29, 2011

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