Jul
22
2011
2

For All You “Bachelor” Fans Out There…

I was torn about putting up these photos, because if I did, that would somehow implicitly suggest that Vienna Girardi (of “Bachelor” fame) is something of a celebrity worthy of attention. Let me make this clear: Vienna is neither a celebrity nor is she worthy of attention.  The reason for this post is because YOU PEOPLE keep googling her!  Why do you people really care about this horse????  Please someone enlighten me!  In any case, I’m sure you Vienna fans have heard that she has recently had her big ass schnoz sized down.  Post-rhinoplasty photos of her should be popping up on the Internet any day now, but for now, how about some photos of her with no makeup on?  That should serve to remind us just how unremarkable she really is (I’m being nice here).

Eeeewwww…

Maybe she should invest in a few other procedures in addition to the nose job.

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Jul
18
2011
2

Kate Middleton: Not So Regal without Revlon

Okay, so maybe Kate Middleton doesn’t wear Revlon and opts for Chanel or Dior, but you get my point.  When this “lovely” queen-to-be has no make-up on, she looks a lot like a worn-out 40-something soccer mom.  When royals or celebrities are caught off-guard (a.k.a. without hours of primping for a special event), we are able to realize that they too look like they just baked two hundred cupcakes for the school fundraiser.  My feeling is that soon she’ll be doing the injectable fillers and Botox thing (now that money is no object).  If so, some Restylane in her upper lip wouldn’t be a bad idea.  Girl needs some lips.

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Jul
17
2011
8

I’ll Have What She’s Having!

Watching “Royal Pains” on USA has been a guilty pleasure of mine since it first aired.  I can’t sit here in all honesty and tell you that it’s a good show, but I do enjoy watching it, so lay off.  Anyhoo, Jill Flint is an actress who plays a hospital administrator at Hampton’s Heritage Hospital.  Her character’s name is, very aptly, “Jill.”  I have always thought she was pretty…perfect bone structure…great skin…it’s tough to be ugly with those two.  So, last week while watching an episode, I got to wondering how old she is.  32?  35 at most.  At most, I thought.  Here, take a gander and formulate a guess yourself…

Did you guess her age?  Okay, well…the correct answer is 43.  She is 43 years old.  No I’m not shitting you.  She’s forty-three years old.*  That might be a photograph from 5 years ago, you say?  No way, Jose.  The photograph was taken in May at the 2011 USA Network’s Upfront event.  I don’t know about you, but I want to know what she’s doing (and not doing) to stay so young.  Seriously, it looks like she hasn’t aged a day since her 35th birthday.  My only problem with this blog post is that I do not have a suitable category to place it under…Maybe I will have to make one, such as: “Celebs Who Don’t Age.”  But, for now, this will go under the “Good Plastic Surgery” category, because if she’s not sacrificing lambs to look this good, she must be going to a doctor, right?

* A reader has posted a link to Jill Flint’s actual age…apparently, she’s NOT 43 and NOT amazingly young looking.

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