Jun
30
2009
10

Drew Barrymore’s Massive Chin

Can anyone please tell me when Drew Barrymore’s chin decided to have a growth spurt? I remember her being so damn cute and lovely, and now all I can see when I look at her face is a big, long chin. I heard that her chin always has to be airbrushed now when she goes on photo shoots. Poor girl, if that chin gets any bigger, I’m afraid it’ll touch the ground.

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Jun
24
2009
5

Kara Dioguardi Is Related to Dumbo

Seriously, look at how long her ears are! My grandpa’s ears aren’t even that long…It’s almost disgusting how long her ears are–what, like 6, 7 inches? Look at that first picture and tell me the first you don’t notice is how freakishly long and massive her ear is? I noticed she almost always wears her hair down…I had to dig for these photos…gee, I wonder why.

I don’t even think there is a surgery to fix that, so I guess she’ll just have to keep wearing her hair down.

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Jun
18
2009
9

Does Faith Hill Chain Smoke or Something?

I’m wondering if Faith Hill is a chainsmoker, because there is really no reason someone her age would have such deep wrinkles in their forehead and around their eyes. And, this picture is after she has had makeup caked on her face. I wonder what she looks like when she wakes up…probably like my chain-smoking uncle. I am a big fan of hers, but those deep wrinkles have got to go. She needs to get her face ironed–STAT. Restylane, Juvederm, Radiesse–take your pick, Faith–you certainly have the money. Just get it done, because I can’t bear to see anymore photos of you like this. Or like this.

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Jun
15
2009
8

“I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll”

Kristen Stewart is one weird bitch. I’ve seen her on several interviews and had a feeling she was an oddball. Something is just not right with this chick–and after I saw these pictures, it was confirmed. I’m not sure what inspired her to get her hair cut like Joan Jett, but all I can say is: “I love rock ‘n’ roll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby! I love rock ‘n’ roll, so come an’ take your time an’ dance with me! OW!”

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