Apr
17
2009
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Katie Holmes Has Grossly Long Hands

What is up with Katie Holmes and her extremities?? Not too long ago, we got a good peek at her big, veiny feet. Now, it’s her grossly long hands. Look at her middle finger–it’s as long as a hot dog. It’s probably longer than Tom’s wee wee. If she wasn’t an actress, she could probably make a decent living doing prostate exams.

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Apr
03
2009
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Celebs Look Like Retards Too!

This is the inaugural post of a series I’d like to do called, “Celebs Look Like Retards Too!” My point with this series is to prove that, like normal people, celebs get caught in unflattering photographs too. We’ve all had photos taken were we look like retards or jungle animals, but so have the celebs. It’s just that celebs don’t get those unflattering photos published… Hell, if I had a bitch load of money, I would make it so that people only saw photos in which I looked my best. Anycrap, take a look at these photos and feel a little better about yourself…because there’s nothing that makes a person feel better about themselves than seeing talentless celebrities look like douchebag tardos in photos.

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