Congrats to Miss Natalie Portman on her Best Actress win at the Golden Globes for “Black Swan”! If only she could grow out of her little boy body…but I digress…congratulations on your win! Mazel Tov!

This is the inaugural post of a series I’d like to do called, “Celebs Look Like Retards Too!” My point with this series is to prove that, like normal people, celebs get caught in unflattering photographs too. We’ve all had photos taken were we look like retards or jungle animals, but so have the celebs. It’s just that celebs don’t get those unflattering photos published… Hell, if I had a bitch load of money, I would make it so that people only saw photos in which I looked my best. Anycrap, take a look at these photos and feel a little better about yourself…because there’s nothing that makes a person feel better about themselves than seeing talentless celebrities look like douchebag tardos in photos.