Feb
20
2013
4

New Chompers for Rumer Willis

I came across a recent photo of Rumer Willis recently and noticed how white and, well, fake her teeth looked.  I thought she’s way too young for dentures, so I figured she got porcelain veneers.  Just to make sure I wasn’t mistaken (I mean, she could have been born with super white, fake looking teeth), I found a photo of her from several years ago.  Check it out…

BEFORE:

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AFTER:

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In case you need some more convincing, here are some close-ups of her teeth (from the same photographs above)…

BEFORE:

Rumer Willis teeth before

 

AFTER:

rumer-willis-teeth-after
Don’t tell me that she just got her teeth bleached, because the very shape of her teeth looks different.  Look at her lateral incisors…they look much wider in the after photo.  Her new teeth look a lot like Lindsay Lohan’s veneers.  They must have the same dentist or something.  In any case, I think her new smile looks very nice (…very Hollywood).  I don’t think she needed it, but I think her veneers look much better in photographs than her old teeth.  There–I said something nice.

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Nov
29
2008
94

Vanessa Paradis Has Ugly, Stubby Teeth


I flinched when I saw this photo…At first I thought it was photoshopped to make Vanessa Paradis’ teeth look like a nasty ass crackwhore’s.  Then, being the sleuth that I am, I googled her and “teeth” and found that her teeth have been the focus of conversation before.  Ugh.  Yuck is all I can say.  Look at Johnny Depp’s face in that photo–he’s staring right at her mouth and teeth with a gaze that just screams disappointment.  He’s probably thinking, “You promised me you wouldn’t smile on the red carpet.” 

Seriously, I mean, what is with all those gaps?  I mean, I can BARELY understand how some celebs (like Madonna and Lauren Hutton) leave that one gap between their front teeth…I can understand it on some level.  But, it’s one thing to have ONE gap between your central incisors, and it’s another thing to have gaps between all your stubby, little teeth.  Her teeth aren’t even white–one of them even looks brown (ie. the canine).  I’m just speechless everytime I look at that photo.  Does she have bulimia?  Does she smoke?  Does she grind her teeth at night?  All of those would contribute to your teeth looking like that. Whatever the reason for all those nubby teeth–Vanessa Paradis needs to fix them STAT.  Get her to the damn dentist.

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Nov
21
2008
3

Jewel’s Redneck Teeth

jewel kilcher's crooked teeth
jewel kilcher's crooked teeth
Oh, Jewel…I love your music (with the exception of that song you put out called “Intuition”).  But, I don’t understand why you haven’t had your teeth fixed.  I can understand that your smile is unconventional, and one could argue that it gives your smile some “character.”  However, you could try to straighten at least a few of those teeth–not all of them–just a few…that would make a huge difference.  I give you credit for keeping them white, though.  The thing is, I searched high and low for photos of you smiling big on the red carpet or at media events, and there really aren’t many.  I got the impression that perhaps you, yourself, are a little self-conscious about your teeth. And, you have a right to be, because that is one messed up set of chompers.  My favorite photo of your smile is one that I found on Blender.com…your right canine tooth is basically sticking out of your mouth at a near 180 degree angle.  Your teeth are supposed to stay IN your mouth when you smile, Jewel–not stick out.  Might I suggest Invisalign?  It is ridiculously expensive, from what I understand, but I’m thinking you can afford it.

jewel kilcher crooked teeth

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Nov
16
2008
2

Scarlett Johansson’s Two-Tone Teeth



scarlett johansson's teeth smile
I was looking at some high-resolution pictures of Scarlett Johansson recently, and I noticed something funky about her teeth.  Her 6 front teeth (canine to canine) on her upper arch are a completely different shade from her other teeth.  Oddly, Scarlett’s front 6 teeth are considerably darker than her back teeth.  Naturally, teeth are darker the further back you go in your arch.  It seems to be completely opposite with Scarlett’s teeth.  It looks as though Scarlett had some cosmetic dental work done–either once or twice.  It’s possible that the 6 front teeth are porcelain veneers that have stained over time and the back teeth are her own natural teeth.  It’s also possible that all her upper teeth are veneers, and that the 6 front ones were done at a different time (and therefore a different batch of porcelain) as the others, which explains the discrepancy in color.  Whatever the reason, Scarlett needs to get those yellow teeth or veneers taken care of!  She has a nice smile, but that coffee-stain color has got to go.

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