Jennifer Lopez appeared at the premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” with curiously large lips.  Hmm…looks like the typical “bee stung” look that goes hand in hand with lip augmentation injections (pick your filler of choice: restylane, juvaderm…they all look the same).  See how the upper lip curls out almost unnaturally?  See the perch above her upper lip where someone could plop their fat ass and sit?  That, my friends, is a sign of lip augmentation…especially if a forty year old has it.

There wasn’t a clear cut category for this hi-res photo of Faith Hill…does it go into the Celebrity Plastic Surgery category or the Ugly Celebrity Body Parts one?  The only thing ugly here are those deep (and numerous) wrinkles on her face…wrinkles don’t really count as a body part.  And, since it doesn’t look like she’s had any plastic surgery action (at least not when this photo was taken), it doesn’t really count as Celebrity Plastic Surgery.  After weighing the pros and cons of each, this photo will reside in the plastic surgery category…why?  Well, because we highly recommend some filler action for Faith Hill (and some Botox).  Fill in those wrinkles!  Faith, you’re looking awfully old awfully young.

Nicole Kidman has said in interviews that she has never had plastic surgery…I have two words for her: “My ASS!” No offense to Ms. Kidman, but do you think people are blind? The thing about being a celebrity is that your whole famous life is captured on film or in photos so you can’t really lie about that kind of stuff. I recently saw an old movie of hers on TV and I barely recognized her. It was time, I thought, that her photos show up on bitching beauty, because I have to bitch about people who deny getting cosmetic surgery. These are two photos of Nicole Kidman when she was in that movie I saw (i.e. “Dead Calm”).

Note her lips: thin. Note her eyebrows: low and manly…much like Sam Neil’s eyebrows, actually. Note her jowls in the head-on shot. Now take a look at the following recent photos of her:


Compare photos of her at her current age to her younger photos and you will see that I ain’t hallucinating. She’s got some serious work done. Note her lips: much fuller. Nicole Kidman is GUILTY of lip augmentation. It looks like a combination of fillers (like Restylane) and sausage lip implants. Yuck. Note her brows: lifted. It looks like she may have gotten a browlift…it’s been widely speculated that she has Botox injections. I say, there is no way in hell her eyebrows moved up so far on her head just from Botox. I’m not saying that she doesn’t get Botox. Hell, I’d bet half the farm that she gets Botox every week. I’m just saying that it looks like those eyebrows got some surgical help to move up her head. Note her jowls in the head-on shot: gone. Did she have those lipo-ed or what? The shape of her lower face is completely different now.

So, I really hope Nicole Kidman won’t continue lying about never having had any plastic surgery. Seriously, it’s insulting. That’s like Eva Longoria saying that she never wears makeup when she goes out onto the red carpet.

This is certainly not new news, but I never came across a photo that made it clearer that Kimberly Stewart had a rhinoplasty.  Look at that huge ass nose in the before photo!  I’m surprised she didn’t get it fixed any sooner. It looks like she had her bridge narrowed…it also looks like the area of the nose between the eyes is lower now (i.e. after the nose job).  She looks much more elegant…though she’s still a douche (as my favorite fellow blogger would say).