Jun
18
2009
9

Does Faith Hill Chain Smoke or Something?

I’m wondering if Faith Hill is a chainsmoker, because there is really no reason someone her age would have such deep wrinkles in their forehead and around their eyes. And, this picture is after she has had makeup caked on her face. I wonder what she looks like when she wakes up…probably like my chain-smoking uncle. I am a big fan of hers, but those deep wrinkles have got to go. She needs to get her face ironed–STAT. Restylane, Juvederm, Radiesse–take your pick, Faith–you certainly have the money. Just get it done, because I can’t bear to see anymore photos of you like this. Or like this.

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May
04
2009
3

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Spider Veins–er, I Mean Her Legs

How on earth this girl has the confidence to even let photographers take pictures of her is beyond my understanding. If I looked like her, I would crawl under a rock and stay there. And then she has the courage to wear outfits like this one…the outfit isn’t awful. Put Jennifer Aniston in this outfit and she’d be smokin’ hot. Rumer Willis in this outfit, however, is the complete polar opposite of smokin’ hot. And, it’s not just her face this time. It’s her damn legs. They’re covered in spider veins. Look at her upper thighs. I can see the veins even in this low-resolution photo. Nasty. And, why exactly does she have spider veins? I thought only old women who give birth 5 times get spider veins. This girl desperately needs work done…and a lot of it.

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Jan
07
2009
5

Winona Ryder Looks Like an Old Hag


What happened to actress Winona Ryder? She used to be so beautiful…well, maybe I’m being generous…but, she was definitely cute/pretty back in the day.  Now, she looks like she’s 80 years old.  Seriously, she looks like a shriveled up old hag who belongs in a nursing home.  Actually, I think I saw her there when I went to visit my grandma.  They were playing bridge, and Winona was bragging about when “back in the day” she used to be all that and dated hot rock stars and movie stars.  Then she got all lamentful…she said it was all downhill after she got arrested for shoplifting.  Now the only man she can get is Hubert, the nursing home bus driver who has grey nose hairs sticking out of his nostrils and whose butt crack shows everytime he bends over to unlock a resident’s wheel chair.

It was sad, I tell you.  Sad.

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Dec
26
2008
9

Faith Hill’s Face Needs Ironing


There wasn’t a clear cut category for this hi-res photo of Faith Hill…does it go into the Celebrity Plastic Surgery category or the Ugly Celebrity Body Parts one?  The only thing ugly here are those deep (and numerous) wrinkles on her face…wrinkles don’t really count as a body part.  And, since it doesn’t look like she’s had any plastic surgery action (at least not when this photo was taken), it doesn’t really count as Celebrity Plastic Surgery.  After weighing the pros and cons of each, this photo will reside in the plastic surgery category…why?  Well, because we highly recommend some filler action for Faith Hill (and some Botox).  Fill in those wrinkles!  Faith, you’re looking awfully old awfully young.

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