Jul
17
2011
8

I’ll Have What She’s Having!

Watching “Royal Pains” on USA has been a guilty pleasure of mine since it first aired.  I can’t sit here in all honesty and tell you that it’s a good show, but I do enjoy watching it, so lay off.  Anyhoo, Jill Flint is an actress who plays a hospital administrator at Hampton’s Heritage Hospital.  Her character’s name is, very aptly, “Jill.”  I have always thought she was pretty…perfect bone structure…great skin…it’s tough to be ugly with those two.  So, last week while watching an episode, I got to wondering how old she is.  32?  35 at most.  At most, I thought.  Here, take a gander and formulate a guess yourself…

Did you guess her age?  Okay, well…the correct answer is 43.  She is 43 years old.  No I’m not shitting you.  She’s forty-three years old.*  That might be a photograph from 5 years ago, you say?  No way, Jose.  The photograph was taken in May at the 2011 USA Network’s Upfront event.  I don’t know about you, but I want to know what she’s doing (and not doing) to stay so young.  Seriously, it looks like she hasn’t aged a day since her 35th birthday.  My only problem with this blog post is that I do not have a suitable category to place it under…Maybe I will have to make one, such as: “Celebs Who Don’t Age.”  But, for now, this will go under the “Good Plastic Surgery” category, because if she’s not sacrificing lambs to look this good, she must be going to a doctor, right?

* A reader has posted a link to Jill Flint’s actual age…apparently, she’s NOT 43 and NOT amazingly young looking.

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Jan
25
2011
4

Minka Kelly’s (Disappearing) Wrinkles

Being Derek Jeter’s girlfriend apparently comes with perks…including the money to go to a plastic surgeon’s office and get ridiculously deep and ugly wrinkles removed from your forehead. Yes, I do think that Derek Jeter and his deep pockets have something to do with it, because before Minka Kelly started putting out for him, she had deep, unsightly wrinkles on her forehead. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the following photos. The first one is of her at the 2008 AFI Awards, around the time they first started dating (and what is that patch of hair growing on the lower right side of her face?? Apparently, she had that permanently removed too! Not sure what she did about the cellulite on her chin, though).

Now, here she is at the recent premiere of the movie “Country Strong” (in 2010):

Let’s take a closer look at that forehead:

Folks, forehead wrinkles like that do not disappear with lotion…they disappear by getting Derek Jeter to foot your plastic surgery bill. Good for you, Minka!

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Aug
18
2010
2

Ivanka: “Daddy Bought Me a New Nose for my Birthday”

Who says money can’t buy you everything?? Well, it can definitely buy you beauty. You just have to be smart about it. Case in point: Ivanka Trump. She’s daddy’s (the Donald’s) little girl and has all the money in the world. If plastic surgery is what she wants, plastic surgery she will get. Even though she has the means to have as many procedures as she wishes, she (thankfully) has not gone all-out like Heidi Montag in a white-trash “create-a-ho-bag” plastic surgery binge. One plastic surgery procedure she has obviously had done is the (obligatory) nose job. It seems everyone has had a nose job these days. Here’s a before shot of little Ivanka, looking cute and young with a bump on her high bridge:

And here is Ivanka Trump all grown up with a conspicuously lower and bumpless bridge:

Don’t even get me started on the other stuff (boobjob, porcelain veneers, etc)…but at least it’s all done with a little taste and class.

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Jun
16
2010
14

Natalie Portman Channeling Kelly Kapowski

Okay, okay…I know what you’re thinking…Natalie Portman would never dabble in cosmetic enhancement because she’s perfect, right? WRONG. I guess she must be as insecure as all the rest of them women who take needles to their lips, cheeks and foreheads to look younger. Or maybe as the new face of Dior cosmetics, she feels more pressure to be, well, “more beautiful.” Natalie appeared at the AFI Lifetime Achievement Tribute to Mike Nichols last week looking very plump in the face. I checked her ass, and her ass doesn’t look any bigger, which leads me to believe Natalie is getting injectable fillers in her face–you know, Restylane, Juvederm, Radiesse, etc. Seriously, she can’t really expect us to believe she only gains weight in her face. I don’t know anyone who can put on fat only in their face without any going to their ass. In any case, want some proof? Check out these candids of her in October 2009:

A closer look…Yup, I can see hollows under her eyes and nose-to-mouth lines (nasolabial folds)…

Okay, you might be saying, it’s unfair to compare candids where she has minimal make-up on to public appearances where she gets all dolled up. To appease y’all, check out this photo of her taken at a public appearance in October 2009 (incidentally, the same month and year the candids above were taken):

I don’t know about you, but I can still see the hollows under her eyes, the nasolabial folds as well as some hollowing under her cheeks. She looks fine to me, so I don’t know why she felt the need to bloat her face for the AFI event this past month:

She almost looks like a completely different person with all the injections (kind of reminds me of Kelly Kapowski from “Saved by the Bell” aka Tiffani Amber Thiessen). While she doesn’t look awful in the “after” shots, I like Natalie’s look before she pumped her face full of lord knows what. I feel like now she’s teetering on the brink of “L.A. plastic Barbie doll” territory. Next thing you know, Natalie will start hanging out with Heidi Montag. Seriously, I never thought I’d see the day where I’d mistake a photo of Natalie for a photo of Kelly Kapowski.

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Feb
11
2009
0

Oh My, How They Grow Up So Fast…With Plastic Surgery

Hilary Duff before plastic surgeryHilary Duff after plastic surgery

I always suspected that Hilary Duff has had work done on her face (and I’m talking about her horse teeth veneers…that’s a completely separate post itself)…I’m talking about the fact that at some point during the past several years her face completely changed.  Her nose has definitely been tinkled with…I mean, check out her pre-nosejob schnoz in this old photo of hers…bulbous with nostril flare galore.  Now, her nose is much more elegant.  There’s also been some speculation on the net that Hilary has also had some kind of facial implant (some claim she’s had cheek implants and some she say she has a chin implant).  I was skeptical, but after finding this photo of her, I’m starting to think there may be some credibility to those rumors.  If I had to guess, I’d put my money on the chin implant, since her whole lower face (chin + jawline) these days is completely different than what it was…it’s much more sculpted now than the roly-poly face she had back in the day.

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Feb
01
2009
20

I Would Look Just As Good As Megan Fox With That Much Plastic Surgery…Maybe Even Better

Check out these before and after pictures of Megan Fox. She’s got a serious plastic surgery fetish. If I got as many procedures as she’s had, I’d be freaking hot too…I don’t know about you, but I can count at least three procedures she’s had: a very obvious rhinoplasty, a lip lift (reducing the distance between her upper lip and nose and giving her that toothy pout) and most probably a browlift. I would also bet the farm that she gets her lips injected every several months with her choice of filler (restylane, juvederm, etc). She looked like average trailer trash before all that surgery, and now she looks like hot trailer trash. I guess there’s no surgery that can de-trailer trash you. I guess there are some things after all that money can’t buy.

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Dec
31
2008
5

Jennifer Lopez Likes Bumblebees on Her Lips



Jennifer Lopez appeared at the premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” with curiously large lips.  Hmm…looks like the typical “bee stung” look that goes hand in hand with lip augmentation injections (pick your filler of choice: restylane, juvaderm…they all look the same).  See how the upper lip curls out almost unnaturally?  See the perch above her upper lip where someone could plop their fat ass and sit?  That, my friends, is a sign of lip augmentation…especially if a forty year old has it.

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Dec
05
2008
1

Kimberly Stewart Gets Her Schnoz Sized Down


This is certainly not new news, but I never came across a photo that made it clearer that Kimberly Stewart had a rhinoplasty.  Look at that huge ass nose in the before photo!  I’m surprised she didn’t get it fixed any sooner. It looks like she had her bridge narrowed…it also looks like the area of the nose between the eyes is lower now (i.e. after the nose job).  She looks much more elegant…though she’s still a douche (as my favorite fellow blogger would say).

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