Seriously, will the real Kim Kardashian please stand up? I was watching “Shah of Sunsets” on Bravo the other day, and I couldn’t stop thinking how much Lilly Ghalichi acts, talks, walks and primps herself to look like Kim Kardashian. Can you say Wannabe? It’s very unoriginal. Seriously, please stop, Lilly. Be yourself. There’s room for only one Kim Kardashian in this world…and even that’s pushing it. No matter how much people rag on Kim K, deep down we love her…She is the original and a copy can never be better than the original. Sorry, Lilly. And, please stop with your fake nasal voice…it’s like so like annoooooooooying. Like. Stop. Like.
In case you couldn’t tell, that’s Lilly Ghalichi on top and Kim Kardashian in the bottom two photos.
I came across a photo of Irish singer Sinead O’Connor from 1990 and I literally had to do a double-take. She looks exactly like Natalie Portman. Well, Natalie Portman when she shaved her head for the movie “V for Vendetta.” That said, if we put a wig on Sinead back in the 90’s, she would be Natalie Portman’s doppelganger. Here are a couple of bald photos…judge for yourself. In case you can’t tell, that’s Natalie on the top and Sinead on the bottom.
This morning paparazzi broke into the home of Heidi Montag and Spencer (What’s his last name? Who cares…). Heidi had just stepped out of bed, so the paparazzi was able to catch her for the first time without make-up and without her Barbie hair extensions…This, folks, is the first time we are seeing the real Heidi Montag.
Note: Spencer sleeps without his contacts in, so he has no fucking clue that Heidi looks like this.
The Queen of England has reportedly forbid Prince William from furthering his relationship with longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton. It has come to light that Kate Middleton is actually the niece of Fire Marshall Bill. The familial tie between Middleton and Fire Marshall Bill has long been suspected, but only now been fully confirmed by an anonymous source close to Middleton. According to the source, Middleton has always been embarrassed of her uncle, because “he’s so bloody ugly.” However, a closer look at recent photographs of both reveals that Middleton actually looks a lot like the uncle she is trying to disown. I’d say the resemblance is uncanny.
If you ask me, Kate Middleton really needs to get some lip augmentation…or she needs to stop smiling in public.
Can someone please explain to me why Chloe Sevigny is famous? Can someone also please explain to me why the hell someone ever decided to put her in front of a camera? I mean, my first instinct when I see her is to put an opaque brown paper bag over her head–not whip out a camera. As an actress, what could someone who even looks like that play? A drag queen? Sure. Anything else? Nope. So, if there are any casting directors out there looking to cast the part of a blond transvestite, then Chloe Sevigny’s your manwomanmanwomanmanwoman.
After seeing The Today Show’s exclusive interview with Nadya Suleman, the Southern California mother (of six children) who gave birth to octuplets (bringing the grand total of her children to 14), Angelina Jolie was fuming. She reportedly broke plates in her kitchen, screaming, “That bitch is a copy cat!” Jolie has reason to be angry. Nadya Suleman bears an artificially-created resemblance to her, and the fact that she keeps having children to increase her brood only strengthens her pathetic attempt to become Angelina Jolie.
For an unemployed woman with 14 children, she sure has a lot of money to spend on plastic surgery. When asked how she was going to finance her plastic surgery addiction with raising 14 kids, Suleman said she had already crunched the numbers, and all she needs to do is feed her kids Ramen Noodles for every meal. She said on Thanksgiving, she may be willing to splurge for the kids and serve Spam, but hasn’t come to a final decision on that yet.
Did you see those lips? Sure you did–you can’t miss them. They’re like huge Italian sausages–especially her bottom lip. She took a photo of Angelina Jolie in to her plastic surgeon’s office and said, “I want to look like this,” but instead came out of the office looking like a scary bitch. Not deterred the least, Suleman proceeded to CVS to buy some hair color to dye her hair à la Lara Croft.
And I don’t even know what to make of her nose job. Looks like the surgeon failed miserably. I’ve heard rhinoplasty is the most difficult surgery to get right…her nose looks terribly artificial…I guess it fits with the rest of her face.
Angelina, Nadya has nothing on you. But, I’d keep an eye on Brad if I were you…last I heard, Suleman was looking to buy some Brad Pitt sperm on ebay.
I saw this picture and I was sure that Renee Zellweger was dating Balki Bartokomous…yeah, you know Balki–remember from the old ABC sitcom “Perfect Strangers”? I guess he has a real name (Bronson Pinchot), but no one really knows him by his real name. Anyhoo, I almost shat my pants when I thought Renee was dating Balki. On closer look, I realized it wasn’t Balki, but rather Dan Abrams–former MSNBC reporter. DAN ABRAMS? Are you kidding me? She goes from Kenny Chesney to Balki Dan Abrams? WTF. Is it just me or is that a HUGE downgrade? If you don’t believe me about the Dan Abrams-Balki resemblance, I challenge you to find which photo below is of Balki. Note: just ignore douchebag Geraldo in the last photo.
I found this photo on socialitelife.com while doing a search on Natalie Portman and Anne Hathaway. Seriously, I googled “prettier Natalie Portman Anne Hathaway,” and I stumbled upon this picture (yeah, so whoever thinks Google is perfect is sadly mistaken). In any case, I thought this photo was freaking hilarious. Camilla Parker Bowles is one nasty, horsey-face man woman. Don’t even ask me what Prince Charles sees in her. I mean, I’ve seen transvestites who look more like a woman than she does. Maybe he has a man-horse fetish…I don’t know. One thing is for sure…that horse is definitely British. Its chompers are indicative of typical British dental care.
When I first saw this photo of Ashley Tisdale, I swear I thought it was Michael Jackson. When I realized it wasn’t Wacko Jacko, and that it was actually Ashley, I felt really sorry for her. What did her doctor do to her nose? Did she use the same surgeon as MJ? Why doesn’t she get her damn nose fixed again (and this time get the doctor to turn it down a bit)? I hate to say it, but Ashley Tisdale totally looks like Michael Jackson (thanks to her new nose). She looks like a freak show.
I’m sorry, but there’s always been something really annoying about Christie Brinkley. I don’t know, but there’s always been something really fake about the image she projects as the perfect woman. I always had the impression that behind closed doors, she’s a real bitch. The fact that she’s been married and divorced three times just further encouraged me to believe that she’s some kind of maneater. Last summer, she was in the news because of her recent divorce from 89th husband, Peter Cook, who cheated on her with an 18 year old. Anyway, there have been a lot of recent photos of Brinkley floating around, and I couldn’t help but notice just how much she is starting to resemble the Joker from the first Batman movie. Something about her eyes, her smile…she could totally play the Joker in the next Batman movie. I heard they are casting for a replacement after Heath Ledger’s untimely demise (may he RIP)…maybe Christie can revive her career afterall. But seriously, she looks demented in that photograph.