Apr
17
2009
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Katie Holmes Has Grossly Long Hands

What is up with Katie Holmes and her extremities?? Not too long ago, we got a good peek at her big, veiny feet. Now, it’s her grossly long hands. Look at her middle finger–it’s as long as a hot dog. It’s probably longer than Tom’s wee wee. If she wasn’t an actress, she could probably make a decent living doing prostate exams.

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Mar
23
2009
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Angelina Jolie’s Veiny Man Hands

Is it possible to have one of the most wanted, feminine faces on the planet, but at the same time have gross, large, manly hands? I didn’t think it would be possible for body parts to be so incongruous, but apparently it is. Angelina Jolie and her veiny man hands are living proof that you can be beautiful in the face, but scary butch in the hands.

Angelina Jolie's bulging arm veins

A closer look at Angelina Jolie's bulging arm veins.

Angelina Jolie's bulging arm veins.

Angelina Jolie's huge man hands

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Feb
03
2009
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Kate Winslet’s Hands


Kate Winslet is far from perfect in the beauty department (though her acting skills are damn well perfect). I came across a hi-resolution photo of Kate Winslet’s hands, and I had to post it here in the celebrity body parts section…because, seriously, it’s not everyday that you find a hi-resolution photo of Kate Winslet’s hands! The surprising thing is that I don’t have anything super bitchy to say about her hands…they ain’t veiny, they ain’t “man hands,” and I don’t see any hair growing on her knuckles…I do see something that looks like a wart at the base of the middle finger on her right hand, but it could be just a mole. I’m stumped here…

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