I was torn about putting up these photos, because if I did, that would somehow implicitly suggest that Vienna Girardi (of “Bachelor” fame) is something of a celebrity worthy of attention. Let me make this clear: Vienna is neither a celebrity nor is she worthy of attention.  The reason for this post is because YOU PEOPLE keep googling her!  Why do you people really care about this horse????  Please someone enlighten me!  In any case, I’m sure you Vienna fans have heard that she has recently had her big ass schnoz sized down.  Post-rhinoplasty photos of her should be popping up on the Internet any day now, but for now, how about some photos of her with no makeup on?  That should serve to remind us just how unremarkable she really is (I’m being nice here).

Eeeewwww…

Maybe she should invest in a few other procedures in addition to the nose job.

Okay, so maybe Kate Middleton doesn’t wear Revlon and opts for Chanel or Dior, but you get my point.  When this “lovely” queen-to-be has no make-up on, she looks a lot like a worn-out 40-something soccer mom.  When royals or celebrities are caught off-guard (a.k.a. without hours of primping for a special event), we are able to realize that they too look like they just baked two hundred cupcakes for the school fundraiser.  My feeling is that soon she’ll be doing the injectable fillers and Botox thing (now that money is no object).  If so, some Restylane in her upper lip wouldn’t be a bad idea.  Girl needs some lips.

Kristen Stewart shot to fame as the fresh-faced star of the movie, “Twilight.” But, these photos prove there ain’t nothing fresh-faced about her when she isn’t primped up with make-up.

Amy Smart?  More like Amy Dumb for leaving home without any sort of cosmetics on her face.  Is it just me or does it look like she has a five o’clock shadow?  Is it possible she has a identical twin (who’s a male) and this is actually the twin’s photograph and not hers?  If not, Amy, honey, use make-up!  Use a lot of it!

Hard to believe these pictures are of the same actress who played the lead in the movie, “Clueless.” Alicia Silverstone was gorgeous back in the day. I give her that…she was stunning, beautiful, you name it. After seeing these photos of her, however, I wonder if it was all an illusion with great make-up. Or maybe she’s just aged (and not aged well). Or maybe it’s both? Either way, Alicia Silverstone looks really awful without makeup.  If I didn’t know it was her, I would have thought the first two photos above were pictures of a random crack whore or something.  She looks like she could be best friends with Amy Winehouse.  She doesn’t look so bad in the last two photos, but that mole on her forehead has GOT to go.  There is absolutely no sex appeal about having a mole on your forehead.  Don’t even get me started on her skin…

Ashley looks like some sort of rodent without her layers of foundation and eye make-up.  That short, up-turned nose of hers doesn’t help either.  She looks like the pet gerbil I had when I was a little girl.

Didn’t I see her at Wal-Mart the other day? It’s just that without her make-up, she looks just like 80% of the other suburban housewives in the United States. Yeah, take away her Maybelline and she ain’t so special.

Kelly Ripa seriously looks like a burn victim without make-up.  She scares me in this photo–like she belongs in some hospital burn unit.  She doesn’t look barf bad without make-up (ie. Eva Longoria), but she doesn’t look gorgeous either…she looks oddly scary.

This picture has been floating around the internet for a while now, but no “celebrities without make-up” collection is complete without it.  It’s hard to believe that this yucky thing is Eva Longoria, who usually looks rather sexy and, dare I say, hot.  I mean, can make-up really transform someone from nasty to hot?  I guess so.  This picture is proof.  What is that shadow above her mouth?  Looks like a moustache.  Oh, the humanity.  This photo is painful to look at.  If it weren’t for the designer duds she’s wearing, she could totally pass for an L.A. hobo.

Wowza, Julia, with no make-up you don’t look like the Hollywood Star with the $20 million smile.  In all fairness, Julia Roberts never really needs too much make-up to look presentable.  Even on the red carpet, Julia Roberts’ make-up choices are always modest and moderate…very rarely does she choose to do dramatic make-up.  With that in mind, it’s amazing that there is such a huge difference between no make-up and modest make-up.  Besides the make-up issue here, I have to say that those cheek hollows are looking a little worrisome.  Cheek hollows are nice and all, but there’s a fine line between looking glamorous and looking like you just lived through the Great Famine.