Carrie Underwood’s Uneven Toes
Carrie Underwood may have the best looking legs around…but what good are great legs if your feet (yeah, those things at the very bottom of your legs) are cring-worthy? While some of you may feel I’m being over-critical, might I direct your attention to Carrie’s foot? Take a good look at that. I don’t know about you, but in my book, the longest toe on your foot is supposed to be your big toe, not the one next to it. Yuck. In the same vein, the second longest toe on your foot is supposed to be the one next to the big toe, not the middle one. Seriously, her middle toe is longer than her big toe. That is one messed up foot or set of toes, whatever you want to call it. Maybe Tony Romo took one look at her toes and split? You never know. I always wondered why Romo chose Jessica Simpson over Carrie Underwood…now I’m starting to wonder whether it was her unsightly feet? Seriously, did any of you see the movie, “Boomerang”? If you did, you would know that toes matter.
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i think you are wrong. carrie has the sexiest feet i have ever seen. i would love to have her sexy toes in my mouth. i bet they taste great, and i’m sure her feet smell awesome.
Carrie Underwood is one ugly girl. She came off of american idol I HAVE NO RESPECT for anyone off that show. Try getting a real artist to look at and talk about toes. Someone who had to work hard and get to where they are at LIKE taylor swift. she actually writes her owns songs and doesnt do the “popular” thing to do like carrie. She is from sigma sigma sigma or whatever its called she is a typical stuck up snob who has torun her mouth about people like jessica simpsons. WELL sorry carrie… i dont like jessica but she is wayyyyyy better then you.. hope taylor and jessica just crush you and push you out of the scene i have ugly feet too but at least thats all thats ugly on me. YOUR NOTHING SPECIAL…. you look like every other stuck up beeotch!!!
You should get down on your knees and beg for her forgiveness. She is a goddess and we all deserve to be beneath her feet. She is yous superior bow to her
She is “mys” superior? LOL. How about taking some grammar lessons?
You can’t judge a foot by a strappy shoe!!!! or sandal!!! or opened toe.. She might have been caught at a time when she was flexing or stretching her toes and feet in the shoes. I know a photographer who works alot of celebrity shows / gatherings. He is picky about womens feet and says they are great - Salma Hayek has great feet yet he has shot them and they just did not look so hot.
She looks very good! I don’t care if her feet are ugly! That’s not what i look for in a woman!
If the most ugly woman had the most beautiful feet it would not change a thing, she would still be ugly!!!!!!!
That is called “Greek toes”. In ancient Greece there was a common relation between beauty and that type of feet. Check the ancient Greek and Roman statues and you will understand.
You are an ignorant, shallow, unintelligent individual.
If you did some simple research you would learn that over 1/3 of people have this type of foot. It is called Morton’s Toe. It is not a deformity. What you personally consider unattractive or “freekish” is not the case for everyone. You should get a life and stop worrying about inane, insignificant things you fool.
Best set of feet I have ever set my eyes on. Yummy! Hopefully really ticklish too!!!
i would sniff,smell,kiss,lick,suck and slobber all over her gorgeous toes! i want to inhale her beautiful foot odor and suck each of her toes for hours and hours! i would worship her feet for an eternity, i would suck her feet forever!
Yeah not the best of her feetures - but forget her feet shes not bad looking
If you think that her toes are “ugly” you should really look inside yourself and find out why you are so shallow, that’s the only part that’s ugly.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! She does have ugly toes!
Un-even? This goofball has no appreciation for pretty feet, there are taperd toes and second and sometimes third toes longer than the big toe, duh! Carrie has nice ones, shithead!
Her feet might be ugly but they siting in shoes you cooldnt afford to wear and unless your sucking her toes who really cares???
Ugly feet? OMG, that’s almost laughable. Maybe the bitching beauty would like to post her feet to show us what a pretty foot looks like? And FYI, a longer second toe is very common.